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Our dentists, Dr. Haleh Karimian and Dr. Lily Patil, along with our dental team, love to give you something to smile about. In addition to giving you healthy, beautiful, and strong teeth and gums, we also wish to make you smile by sharing some dental humor! Here are some of our favorite dental jokes to brighten up your day.

Why did the king go to the dentist?

To get a new crown.

Why did the deer need braces?

He had buck teeth.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

What was the dentist doing in Panama?

Looking for the Root Canal!

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula’s dentist!

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Why did the tablet go to the dentist?

Because it had Bluetooth.

Why didn’t the dentist take the secretary out on a date?

Because he was already taking out a tooth.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back!

To schedule an appointment with our dental team in Morgan Hill, California, please contact Cosmo Dental Office at 408-779-9393. Remember: It’s important to receive a professional dental cleaning and exam every six months if you want a strong and successful oral health!